Dec 05

Sales success!

Black Friday was an unqualified success!  Sales records were shattered; in fact, more books were sold on that one day than in the past year.  Of course, we made nothing from it since the price of the books was ZERO.

It was nice to open our wallet and give thanks.  We’ll be sure to do it again this holiday season.

Stay tuned!

Nov 27

We’ve got plenty to be thankful for!

My favorite song in the movie classic Holiday Inn is not White Christmas.  It’s I’ve Got Plenty To Be Thankful For.  It begins,

I’ve got plenty to be thankful for
I haven’t got
A great big yacht
To sail from shore to shore
Still I’ve got plenty to be thankful for

This expresses so well the attitude of gratitude that I think we should all have.  I don’t care how dire your situation, if you can read this you have something to be thankful for.

As an expression of our gratitude for your support, we are having a Black Friday sale.  For our theme, we’re putting the black into Black Friday.  All our books with interracial stories will be at the ultimate door-buster price of ZERO. FREE.

We could make you search them out from our catalog of 33 volumes, but here’s a list:

All together, there are 20 stories that you get for free as part of Black Friday, representing over $15 in savings.

Enjoy! (And, thank you)

Nov 11

Buy now to avoid price increase

Amazon LogoSince inception, our books have been the cheapest price allowed by  Recently they have added new sales tools, but these require a minimum price of $2.99.  We also note that comparable books with as few as 10 pages sell for $2.99, or even more.  Some books sell for as much as $7.99 with a third of the content.  Price gouge fetishists much? 🙁

But then, there is the psychology that says “if it is cheap, it must not be worth much”.  Instead of feeling like they are getting a deal, a large percentage of people simply think our books are crap.  They don’t even try them, simply because they are low priced.  Compare a 50 page book for 99 cents to a 10 page book for $7.99… which do you think is worth more?  There must be some reason that pamphlet is priced so high, right?

We want to have some fun promotions on the run-up to Christmas, we want to correctly position our books as high quality, and we want to buy our staff Lamborghinis (kidding).  So, we are raising our prices effective Friday.

However, we’ll have sales galore, so all is not lost.  Still, if you want to save some moolah now, buy now.

And follow us via RSS to be alerted to sales.

Nov 10

Volume 33 Now Available

Creampie Publishing is pleased to announce that Volume 33 of The Collected Works of Creampie Eater is now available electronically from   From the Kindle page,

The Collected Works of Creampie Eater Volume 33

Volume 33 on Amazon

This is the 33rd volume of hot stories that feature creampies. The six stories in this volume all feature my real-life love, Janie. At the time of the writing, she was my mistress, but now she is my beloved spouse.

The stories are:

  • “Biz Trip” – On my annual trip to Washington DC, we pick up a couple to share.
  • “A Capital Trip” – “My baby loves me, this I know. Why else would she be pounding my ass with the new strap-on?” ‘Nuff said?
  • Soft Swing” – A couple shares their sex with another couple. If you aren’t familiar with soft swinging versus other sorts of swinging, you might learn something.
  • “Preparation” – Preparing for sex is part of the excitement, isn’t it?
  • “Talk About My Birthday” – I decide to ask questions about my birthday present: Rob
  • “I Cum Running” – When my baby says “come”, I come. This time, I came.

These stories all feature favorite fantasies that we share, as well as some of the activities we enjoy. There is much strap-on sex, as well as real and fantasized bisexuality. But mainly, these stories show the wide range of romance possible with a kinky couple.


By now, you should know that if you can read this post, you can read this book in the Kindle format.  Enjoy!

Nov 10


Something is on SaleIt has been a while, but today we are giving away books. That’s right, we’re putting Volume 1 on sale.

Please enjoy the low price of FREE!

So head on over to Amazon to get your free copy. 🙂

Dec 30

Between the Holidays…

It’s too late to wish you a Merry Christmas, and too early to bid you a prosperous new year.  So instead, I hope that Santa was nice to you and bought you a new tablet.  That will let you read all sorts of creamy piesy stories!

To help you out, we are giving away Volume 16 (description) over the New Years period.  That’s right, free.  It contains a New Years story/cautionary tale. *wink*

So, head to Amazon between Dec 31 and Jan 2 to get your copy.

Dec 23

Volume 32 now available, but…

The Collected Works of Creampie Eater Volume 32

Volume 32 on Amazon

Creampie Publishing is pleased to announce that Volume 32 of the Collected Works of Creampie Eater is now available from Amazon. However, it isn’t for everyone.  It contains bisexuality, and murder.  The stories are:

  • “My Fiancé Has a Secret” – I found out that my fiancé has a dark secret. We resolve that before we meet her family.
  • “Creampie Biker Gang” – To join a biker group requires an initiation. The tattoo is the least of it.
  • “Berta” – Ropes render me helpless while the strap-on prepares me for my first man.
  • “187” – 187 is the California Penal Code for murder. This is a strong story, but a love story too. No one will blame you if you don’t finish this story.

As you can see from the book cover, this one is different.  Primarily, the problem is 187.  It is like Chasing James (blog, book) in that it is a love story, but written without regards to happy endings or sappy plots.  I have no reservations in recommending Chasing James, because I love the story.  But 187… I wrote it, I am proud of it, but that doesn’t mean that it leaves me satisfied.  Which Volume to… taint… with it has been an issue.

Go buy it, or better yet, borrow it.  You’ll like the first three stories.  My Fiancé Has a Secret is a really fun story, for example.   But don’t feel compelled to finish the story.

Dec 14

Search Results Update

INFODid a quick review of the terms searched for using the anonymous Story Search page.  I’m not entirely surprised, but thought I would share.  Here are the top 10:

3 CUCK 29
4 ANAL 21
7 BI 14
8 WIFE 12
10 FFM 6

OK, it is the top 11, because #10 was a tie.

The two surprises for me are that INCEST? and FUDGEPIE are on the list.  But after thinking it over, I realize that these topics are not that common, and so the possibility that they exist in my stories would be welcome.

And here’s the dirty secret: there is no need to search for CREAMPIE, because every story has creampies!   We are Creampie Publishing for a reason, you know. 😉

Dec 13

Volume 31 now available

Volume 31

The Collected Works of Creampie Eater, Volume 31

Creampie Publishing is pleased to announce that Volume 31 of The Collected Works of Creampie Eater is now available electronically from   This latest volume contains four stories that span the range from romantic to cruel:

  • “This morning” – A man meets his lover for a rendezvous before breakfast. This is a true recollection.
  • “Creampie Art” – Erotic photography can be art, if the model is willing.
  • “Cassie” – When you talk the sex talk, you gotta walk the sex walk… or else.
  • “The View” – A husband is set up with a good view of his wife with those men, but there is a catch: a glass.

By now, you should know that if you can read this post, you can read this book in the Kindle format.  Enjoy!

Dec 12


Amazon, in their wisdom, has blocked The Babysitter (Volume 18 of the Collected Works of Creampie Eater).  The official explanation is:

Your title has been made unavailable for further editing due to, but not limited to, the following reasons: your request, copyright, content. Contact [Amazon] Customer Service for more information.

The Babysitter is now blocked

The Babysitter is now blocked

It was made a draft some time ago because it violated their content guidelines.  How it violated the guidelines was unclear, but I suspected it was because it seemed the main heroine of the story was underage.  Fair enough, I don’t support pædophilia in any way.

Ironically enough, I had entered the publisher’s gateway today to modify the story to make the heroine’s age clear.  Now I cannot do that.

It seems that Volume 18 is destined to be a collector’s item.

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